Fuck! We missed April Fools Day!

Damnit all. We completely missed April Fool’s at ProseBeforeHos. I had the following ideas that didn’t get implemented:

1) Turn PBH into Pros Be For eHos — an online support forum and how-to-guide for professional athletes, by professional athletes. Articles would include:

Jason Kidds Guide To Beating Your Wife — Hi, my names Jason Kidd. You may know me best as the point guard for the Dallas Mavericks, world renowned for dishing out breathtaking passes. But I also love dishing out abuse to women who I feel intimate with. With my helpful guide, you’ll learn the ancient tricks of rug burns, throwing boiling water, and how to appropriately yell at your children as they helplessly watch you toss your loved ones around.

Kobe Bryants How-To Rape White Women

Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp team up to teach you, the over-paid and under-educated professional athlete, how to raw-dog as many females as possible to ensure your genetics are spread throughout the population like a dandelion in the breeze.

2) Turn PBH into an online site that celebrates battering your man.

3) Turn PBH into a full time Sarah Palin stalker site, complete with dreamed up expressions of love and seduction with the female governor.

Well, we fucked it up good this year, but we’ll be back next year. To forget it again. I promise.