The Article:<\/strong> They done did it. Yes, THEY, the Chinese, poisoned our pets: From ABCNews: Officials: Pet Food Poison May Have Been Intentional, FDA Investigators Say Chinese Companies May Have Added Melamine to Appear to Boost Protein Content.<\/a><\/p>\n
Analysis:<\/strong> I told you so. I told you we needed to round up all the Koreans in America and turn them into pet food for the Chinese<\/a>. But you scoffed and scolded me, but now who is right? Me, that’s who, and now millions upon millions of lonely, pathetic spinsters will be without their Chinese-pet-food-dependent significant others (talking dogs, cats, corpses).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"