{"id":1040,"date":"2007-05-03T13:53:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T18:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/news-to-make-you-blue\/05\/03\/gigantic-duck-penis-and-burritos-in-superheros-pants\/"},"modified":"2007-05-03T21:17:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T02:17:25","slug":"gigantic-duck-penis-and-burritos-in-superheros-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/news-to-make-you-blue\/05\/03\/gigantic-duck-penis-and-burritos-in-superheros-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Gigantic Duck Penis and Burritos in Superheros Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"
This may be the most important news item of the century: Ducks are developing gigantic penises. Yes, gigantic penises<\/a>. And nothing sums up the mission of this groundbreaking investigation better than how the researcher stumbled upon this field:<\/p>\n Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999. While working in a Costa Rican forest, she observed a pair of birds called tinamous mating. \u201cThey became unattached, and I saw this huge thing hanging off of him,\u201d she said. \u201cI could not believe it. It became one of those questions I wrote down: why do these males have this huge phallus?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Basically what you have is a scientist checking out a big floppy bird cock, and says, I want to know more about this — I… I want that inside ME!! (OK I made the last part up, but let’s just assume). But seriously, how lonely do you have to be to have so much interest in bird dick? Answer: very lonely.<\/p>\n Second most important news? To celebrate the 4th year anniversary of Mission Accomplished, a 50-foot ‘Mission Accomplished?’ banner<\/a> was unfurled in front of White House last week (yessss).<\/p>\n And while we’re all pandering to our various constituents, how about Hilldog getting on her knees for some delicious Israel money<\/a>? “Democratic presidential candidate and New York Senator Hillary Clinton said Tuesday that it might be necessary for America to confront Iran militarily, addressing that possibility more directly than any of the other presidential candidates who spoke this week to the National Jewish Democratic Council.” Lets hope she doesn’t get too tired carrying all that gold from New York to Washington!<\/p>\n