Who needs civil liberties<\/a>? I’ll tell you who: those damn jew media types, the liberals, the war haters, the terrorists, and the homosexuals. Basically, Communist Nazi’s<\/a> who are waiting to take der jobs or der freedoms. And what freedom would I be talking about? Oh, you know, the freedom to start a falsified war against another country and then chill out in it’s nations capital without having to be answer ‘questions’ or other ‘ideas’<\/a> made up by the liberal intellectuals that want to destroy said freedoms.<\/p>\n

Do you get where I’m going? Yes, it’s the alternate dimension of sarcasm land, where all my liberal pretenses are covered by a thick layer of cynical mucus. Yes, I do have vats of the cynical mucus available for purchase. And no, it will not get rid of your blemishes or substitute for lubrication.<\/p>\n

To finish up, my Top 20 Posts from the ProBlogger Day 3<\/a> & Day 4<\/a> Top 5 Entries<\/p>\n

1. 5 Things Every American Should Have Before Discussing Politics<\/a>
\n2. Top five reasons why ‘Ignorance is bliss’<\/a>
\n3. Top 5 Real Reasons Venezuela Kicked Out the IMF<\/a>
\n4. Top 5 Reasons Your Girlfriend Shouldn\u2019t Act Like Your Mom<\/a>
\n5. Top 5 Drunk Celebrities Caught on Video<\/a>
\n6. Five Unforgettable Roger Clemens Moments<\/a>
\n7. Why Bill Gates can\u2019t get no respect.<\/a>
\n8. Top Five Ways to Discern Between Humans and Zombies<\/a>
\n9. Top Five Deadly Sins<\/a>
\n10. I Fly Free & Get Paid To Have Sex<\/a>
\n11. Top 5 Things Nicole Richie is Going to do when Paris Hilton Goes to Jail<\/a>
\n12. 5 Reasons Why You Are Fat<\/a>
\n13. Top 5 reasons more black bloggers are needed<\/a>
\n14. The Top 5 Best Ways To Advertise Your Blog If You\u2019ve Only Got $10<\/a>
\n15. Top 5 Willie Nelson Political Causes<\/a>
\n16. Top 5 Porn Searches That (Mistakenly) Lead to My Blog — and Why That’s a Good Thing<\/a>
\n17. Top 5\u2026and a Half\u2026Aspects of Blogging That Piss Off A 5 Year Blogger<\/a>
\n18. Top 5 Things to Avoid Saying to a Lady<\/a>
\n19. Top 5 Science Experiments On Cats<\/a>
\n20. Top 5 Worst Things They Do In Movie Sequels<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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