{"id":1105,"date":"2007-05-25T11:32:07","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T16:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/05\/25\/fatwah-friday-courtesy-of-pbh\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:00:58","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:00:58","slug":"fatwah-friday-courtesy-of-pbh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/05\/25\/fatwah-friday-courtesy-of-pbh\/","title":{"rendered":"Fatwah Friday, Courtesy of PBH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the hot news of the day, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/huff-wires\/20070520\/denmark-little-mermaid\">a statue in Denmark got a Muslim makeover<\/a>. Yet you can still see the slutty little statues ankles, how very tempting and risque &#8212; I hope an <a href=\"http:\/\/publiuspundit.com\/2007\/05\/can_dignity_be_truly_found_in.php\">otherwise religiously devout person isn&#8217;t forced to stone it<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/political-thinking.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/bbc-video-called-undecover-mosque.html\">OOOOH BOOGIE MEN EVERYWHERE!<\/a> It&#8217;s those damn Ay-rabs again! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkmoderate.com\/2007\/05\/both-houses-introduce-bills-to-close.html\">Can&#8217;t they all fit in Guantanamo<\/a>??? <\/p>\n<p>In more acidic news, who loves the troops? I do, I do! <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/2007\/05\/18\/bush-opposes-six-bucks\/\">Well, enough to give them a 6 dollar raise<\/a>! Yesssssssss.  I bet you can buy adequate body armor with that kind of dough.  Then again, one can only hope that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tinyrevolution.com\/mt\/archives\/001513.html\">all the festering bodies<\/a> will decompose quickly to mix with dinosaur bones to <a href=\"http:\/\/cominganarchy.com\/2007\/05\/25\/the-bleak-future-of-energy-consumption\/\">give us more wonderful petrol<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re busy being guilty of some underlying patriarchal oppression against our female counterparts even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/05\/18\/disproportional-representation\/\">though we&#8217;re busy writing about it<\/a>, apparently we&#8217;ve struck a cord of disdain from some of our underwater feminist allies.  This is the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/05\/02\/dont-judge-a-blog-by-its-logo\/\">second time<\/a> we&#8217;ve undergone an attack by the <a href=\"http:\/\/womensspace.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/24\/us-government-a-government-of-rich-white-guys-and-can-anything-good-come-from-a-blog-which-tolerates-misogyny\/\">nameless internet goons<\/a> who want to tell us what language we can and cannot use.  Because, you see, it&#8217;s not hypocritical that they&#8217;re fighting sexism by telling us that all males are terrible, <em>because they&#8217;re women<\/em>.  Anyway, point being, jihad on white bitches suffering from cognitive dissonance!<\/p>\n<p>Other things to check out: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yardflags.us\/blog\/worlds-ten-best-flags\/\">World&#8217;s greatest flags<\/a> (bears!!!! axes!!! swastikas!!!), <a href=\"http:\/\/itcanhappentoyou.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/14\/comcast-911-fails-4yr-old-suffers-comcast-support-hangs-up-on-father\/\">Comcast 911 Fails &#8211; 4yr Old Suffers &#8211; Comcast Support Hangs Up On Father<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.byroncrawford.com\/2007\/05\/deport_kenneth_.html\">deport Kenneth Eng<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/scottaaronson.com\/blog\/?p=232\">Religion\u2019s rules of inference<\/a>, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wisebread.com\/inventor-of-mothers-day-wants-you-to-stop-wasting-money\">Inventor of Mother&#8217;s Day Wants You To Stop Wasting Money<\/a> (consider it done a long time ago).<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternet.org\/blogs\/peek\/51937\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anntelnaes.com\/images\/051607FalwellDies.gif\" alt=\"jerry falwell is a homosexual\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the hot news of the day, a statue in Denmark got a Muslim makeover. 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