The Article:<\/strong> Poland to probe if Teletubbies are gay<\/a>. Seriously<\/em>.<\/p>\n
She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.<\/p>\n
The Analysis:<\/strong> I thought Jerry Falwell was dead<\/a>? What the fuck<\/a>? And since when is it the government’s job to discover why Bobby likes Mark — god forbid<\/a> it’s something genetic or natural, fagdom is of course accomplished by years of ambiguously asexual<\/a> children’s programming<\/a>. Maybe they can hire Fred Phelps<\/a> as a special consultant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"