{"id":1127,"date":"2007-05-31T14:56:02","date_gmt":"2007-05-31T19:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/video-of-the-day\/05\/31\/jihad-on-american-society\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T16:48:38","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:48:38","slug":"jihad-on-american-society","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/video-of-the-day\/05\/31\/jihad-on-american-society\/","title":{"rendered":"Jihad on American Society"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given PBH&#8217;s recent success of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/05\/21\/jihad-on-natasha-mitra\/\">declaring jihad on Natasha Mitra<\/a>, I am ready to declare another jihad, this time on American society. I know, I know, it&#8217;s not Fatwa Friday, but alas, this 9 year old girl gets baked and fried to look like a fucking oompa loompa with the prodding encouragement of her mother.  All so that she can look like <a href=\"http:\/\/thesuperficial.com\/2007\/05\/lindsay_lohan_addicted_to_oxyc.php\">Linsday<\/a> <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.celebwarship.com\/wp\/?p=2881\">drug-riddled<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.derekhail.com\/2007\/05\/31\/lindsay-lohan-is-suicidal-allegedly\/\">anorexic-harpy<\/a><\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/janetcharltonshollywood.com\/gossip\/lindsay_lohan\/lindsay_lohans_skidmarks_are_now_a_tourist_attraction_20070531.php\">Lohan<\/a> for her yearbook picture.  I hate you America:<\/p>\n<p><center><embed width=\"448\" height=\"365\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ifilm.com\/efp\" quality=\"high\" bgcolor=\"000000\" name=\"efp\" align=\"middle\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" flashvars=\"flvbaseclip=2860052\" ><\/embed><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given PBH&#8217;s recent success of declaring jihad on Natasha Mitra, I am ready to declare another jihad, this time on American society. I know, I know, it&#8217;s not Fatwa Friday, but alas, this 9 year old girl gets baked and fried to look like a fucking oompa loompa with the prodding encouragement of her mother. 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