{"id":113,"date":"2005-11-26T16:21:25","date_gmt":"2005-11-26T20:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=113"},"modified":"2006-01-09T17:16:20","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T21:16:20","slug":"athletes-cheating-what-else-is-new-double-entendre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/news-to-make-you-blue\/11\/26\/athletes-cheating-what-else-is-new-double-entendre\/","title":{"rendered":"Athletes Cheating + What Else Is New (double entendre)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So basically what happens is you are a big dumb jock who is good at x sport, but since you are a big dumb jock, you can&#8217;t get the NCAA minimum GPA to play collegiate ball. Enter <a href=\"http:\/\/nytimes.com\/2005\/11\/27\/sports\/ncaafootball\/27school.html\">University High School<\/a>, &#8220;which has no classes and no educational accreditation, appears to have offered college players a speedy academic makeover.&#8221;  Awesome.  If only my stupidity paid as well as theirs.  (ps go click google ads, i am seriously so hungry)<\/p>\n<p>Bed bugs apparently really do exist.  <a href=\"http:\/\/nytimes.com\/2005\/11\/27\/nyregion\/27bugs.html\">And their coming through New York City.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/salon.com\/mwt\/feature\/2005\/11\/25\/adult_add\/\">Life: the disorder.<\/a> And I couldn&#8217;t agree more.  Nothing is more nauseating then seeing people whine and complain and act like their knowledgable enough to make decisions about body chemistry, psychology, and education.  Let&#8217;s all drive the minivan to the Adderall and Vicodin store, please!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/salon.com\/opinion\/blumenthal\/2005\/11\/24\/cheney\/\">The long march of Dick Cheney.<\/a>  Salon provides another interesting (but always slanted) look at Dick Cheney&#8217;s rise and grip on power in the current White House administration.<\/p>\n<p>Some other interesting articles: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/science\/la-na-ice25nov25,0,5657925.story?coll=la-story-footer&#038;track=morenews\">LA Times article on evidence that humans affect climate change<\/a><a>, <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/russia\/article\/0,2763,1651315,00.html\">Poland exposes Soviet-era plans to attack\/counter-attack with nuclear weapons<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/11\/25\/AR2005112501183.html\">local journalists expose attempted cover-up of Chinese toxic spill.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And for the one bright spot: <a href=\"http:\/\/wallstreetprogrammer.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/what-are-hours.html\">Wall Street Programmer: What are the hours?<\/a>  Well, hats off to anyone who works in Wall Street, whatever your field may be.  Just know that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?author=12\">your friends in Washinton DC<\/a> are working a third of the hours and making the same money.  But to each his own microcosm.  And with that, good day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So basically what happens is you are a big dumb jock who is good at x sport, but since you are a big dumb jock, you can&#8217;t get the NCAA minimum GPA to play collegiate ball. 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