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Listen, I know you like the Cavaliers a lot. A lot a lot. But that is no way to cheer. Simply put, it sounded like you were having an autistic orgasm 3 feet from Jon Barry. And it creeped me out to have to listen to it for the whole fourth quarter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Listen, I know you like the Cavaliers a lot. A lot a lot. But that is no way to cheer. Simply put, it sounded like you were having an autistic orgasm 3 feet from Jon Barry. And it creeped me out to have to listen to it for the whole fourth quarter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTo The Woman Cheering During Game 4 By The Mic - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Listen, I know you like the Cavaliers a lot. A lot a lot. But that is no way to cheer. 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