{"id":1220,"date":"2007-06-19T10:56:57","date_gmt":"2007-06-19T15:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/video-of-the-day\/06\/19\/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-doves-cry\/"},"modified":"2013-04-21T15:50:20","modified_gmt":"2013-04-21T19:50:20","slug":"this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-doves-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/video-of-the-day\/06\/19\/this-is-what-it-sounds-like-when-doves-cry\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Presidential Forum on Faith, Values, and Poverty, also known as the Democratic candidates scratching each others eyes out to appear more religious for that hot evangelical\/liberal cross-section of the population (and what cross-section is that, by the way? Probably entirely made up of people who masturbate to Emerson books). Fuck, isn&#8217;t this the 21st century? I&#8217;m tired of the requirement for national politicians to <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2007\/06\/faith_through_g.html\">believe in superheroes from outer space<\/a> just to <a href=\"http:\/\/morewhat.com\/wordpress\/?p=1760\">appease the illiterate electorate.<\/a> I expect my leaders to act like leaders, instead of paupers begging for handouts from the Catholic Church:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wsR-mDUvdoU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y9jYnkQPuCU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vW1UYFmtyrA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>There are <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=poLJJ_kH3Iw&#038;mode=related&#038;search=\">3 other videos of this shit on YouTube<\/a>, I couldn&#8217;t bear linking to them anymore.  Anyway, my point is that everytime a duplicitous Democrat talks about how much GOD means to them, I feel like diarrhea is being splattered all over my mouth. Because really, do you think <em>Hillary fucking Clinton believes in God<\/em>? Bull shit, she&#8217;s too smart for that and so is Bill Clinton. And I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s figured out that if there is a joke on anyone via God, it&#8217;s on her for marrying a man willing to stick his shlong in the nearest wet hole available.  I&#8217;d estimate Hillary believes in God as much as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firedoglake.com\/2007\/06\/11\/say-what-now\/\">she believes in the Latino electorate<\/a>. And <strong>what the fuck <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2007\/06\/18\/wall-of-separation\/\">ever happened to separation of church and state<\/a>?<\/strong>  <a href=\"http:\/\/bsimmons.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/10\/turkey%e2%80%99s-two-enemies-secularism-and-islamism\/\">People in Turkey believe in secularism<\/a> more now <a href=\"http:\/\/liberalvaluesblog.com\/?p=1694\">than Americans do<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Presidential Forum on Faith, Values, and Poverty, also known as the Democratic candidates scratching each others eyes out to appear more religious for that hot evangelical\/liberal cross-section of the population (and what cross-section is that, by the way? Probably entirely made up of people who masturbate to Emerson books). 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