{"id":1230,"date":"2007-06-20T11:05:08","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T16:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/06\/20\/you-will-shit-your-pants-and-like-it\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T16:15:34","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:15:34","slug":"you-will-shit-your-pants-and-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/06\/20\/you-will-shit-your-pants-and-like-it\/","title":{"rendered":"You Will Shit Your Pants and Like It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/angryaussie.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/20\/miracle-diet-pill-with-teeny-tiny-side-effect\/\">a post on Angry 365 Days a Year<\/a> about a recently FDA approved fat-blocker (aka weight reducer) super pill that some interesting side effects:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>But here\u2019s the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. This is not the ravings of some fringe conspiracy group, this is what the company tells you itself on its website. Buy our drug if you want to lose weight. Oh, by the way, you\u2019ll end up shitting your pants.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a post on Angry 365 Days a Year about a recently FDA approved fat-blocker (aka weight reducer) super pill that some interesting side effects: But here\u2019s the most important thing the drug does: it makes you shit oil. Worse, it makes you shit your pants. With oil. 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