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The Article:<\/strong> The American Left’s Silly Victim Complex<\/em><\/a> by Matt Taibbi in AdBusters.<\/p>\n

The Text:<\/strong> The biggest problem with modern American liberalism may be the word itself. There\u2019s just something about the word, liberal, something about the way it sounds \u2013 it just hits the ear wrong. If it were an animal it would be something squirming and hairless, something that burrows maybe, with no eyes and too many legs. No child would bring home a wounded liberal and ask to keep it as a pet. More likely he would step on it, or maybe tie it to a bottle-rocket and shoot it over the railroad tracks.<\/p>\n

The word has a chilling effect even on the people who basically agree with most of what it stands for. I myself cringe, involuntarily as it were, every time someone calls me a liberal in public. And I\u2019m not the only one. When I called around for this article about the problems of American liberalism to various colleagues who inhabit the same world that I do \u2013 iconoclastic columnists and journalists who\u2019ve had bylines in places like The Nation \u2013 they almost universally recoiled in horror from the topic, not wanting to be explicitly linked in public with the idea of the American left.<\/p>\n

\u201cFuck that,\u201d responded one, when I asked if he wanted to be quoted in this piece. \u201cI\u2019d rather talk about my genital warts. I\u2019d rather show you pictures of my genital warts, as a matter of fact.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cUgh. Not sure I want to go there,\u201d read one e-mail.<\/p>\n

\u201cI really wish I wasn\u2019t associated with the left,\u201d sighed a third.<\/p>\n

When the people who are the public voice of a political class are afraid to even wear the party colors in public, that\u2019s a bad sign, and it\u2019s worth asking what the reasons are.<\/p>\n

A lot of it, surely, has to do with the relentless abuse liberalism takes in the right-wing media, on Fox and afternoon radio, and amid the Townhall.com network of newspaper invective-hurlers. The same dynamic that makes the junior high school kid fear the word \u201cfag\u201d surely has many of us frightened of the word \u201cliberal.\u201d Mike Savage says liberalism is a mental disorder, Sean Hannity equates liberals with terrorists, Ann Coulter says that \u201cliberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.\u201d These people have a broad, monolithic audience whose impassioned opinions are increasingly entrenched. In the pseudo-Orwellian political landscape that is modern America, to self-identify as a liberal is almost tantamount to thoughtcrime, a dangerous admission that carries with it the very real risk of instantly and permanently alienating a good half of the population, in particular most of middle America. That reason alone makes it, in a way, wrong and cowardly to abandon liberalism and liberals. If Ann Coulter wants to call all of us fags, well, then, fine, I\u2019m a fag. For the sake of that fight, I\u2019ll stay a liberal till the end of time. But between you and me, between all of us on that side of things, liberalism needs to be fixed.<\/p>\n

At a time when someone should be organizing forcefully against the war in Iraq and engaging middle America on the alarming issue of big-business occupation of the Washington power process, the American left has turned into a skittish, hysterical old lady, one who defiantly insists on living in the past, is easily mesmerized by half-baked pseudo-intellectual nonsense, and quick to run from anything like real conflict or responsibility.<\/p>\n

It shies away from hardcore economic issues but howls endlessly about anything that sounds like a free-speech controversy, shrieking about the notorious bugbears of the post-9\/11 \u201cpolice state\u201d (the Patriot Act, Total Information Awareness, CARNIVORE, etc.) in a way that reveals unmistakably, to those who are paying close attention, a not-so-secret desire to be relevant and threatening enough to warrant the extralegal attention of the FBI. It sells scads of Che t-shirts ($20 at the International ANSWER online store) and has a perfected a high-handed tone of moralistic finger-wagging, but its organizational capacity is almost nil. It says a lot, but does very little.<\/p>\n

The sad truth is that if the FBI really is following anyone on the American left, it is engaging in a huge waste of time and personnel. No matter what it claims for a self-image, in reality it\u2019s the saddest collection of cowering, ineffectual ninnies ever assembled under one banner on God\u2019s green earth. And its ugly little secret is that it really doesn\u2019t mind being in the position it\u2019s in \u2013 politically irrelevant and permanently relegated to the sidelines, tucked into its cozy little cottage industry of polysyllabic, ivory tower criticism. When you get right down to it, the American left is basically just a noisy Upper West side cocktail party for the college-graduate class.<\/p>\n

And we all know it. The question is, when will we finally admit it?<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the real problem with American liberalism: there is no such thing, not really. What we call American liberalism is really a kind of genetic mutant, a Frankenstein\u2019s monster of incongruous parts \u2013 a fat, affluent, overeducated New York\/Washington head crudely screwed onto the withering corpse of the vanishing middle-American manufacturing class. These days the Roosevelt stratum of rich East Coasters are still liberals, but the industrial middle class that the New Deal helped create is almost all gone. In 1965, manufacturing jobs still made up 53 percent of the US economy; that number was down to nine percent in 2004, and no one has stepped up to talk to the 30 million working poor who struggle to get by on low-wage, part-time jobs.<\/p>\n

Thus, the people who are the public voice of American liberalism rarely have any real connection to the ordinary working people whose interests they putatively champion. They tend instead to be well-off, college-educated yuppies from California or the East Coast, and hard as they try to worry about food stamps or veterans\u2019 rights or securing federal assistance for heating oil bills, they invariably gravitate instead to things that actually matter to them \u2013 like the slick Al Gore documentary on global warming, or the \u201cAll Things Considered\u201d interview on NPR with the British author of Revolutionary Chinese Cookbook. They haven\u2019t yet come up with something to replace the synergy of patrician and middle-class interests that the New Deal represented.<\/p>\n

Bernie Sanders, the new Senator from Vermont and one of the few American politicians in history to have survived publicly admitting to being a socialist, agrees that this peculiar demographic schism is a fundamental problem for the American political opposition.<\/p>\n

\u201cUnfortunately, today, when you talk about the \u2018American left,\u2019\u201d he says, \u201cas often as not you\u2019re talking about wealthy folks who are concerned about the environment (which is enormously important) who are concerned about women\u2019s rights (which are enormously important) and who are concerned about gay rights (which are enormously important).<\/p>\n

\u201cBut you\u2019re not really referring to millions of workers who have lost their jobs because of disastrous trade agreements,\u201d he says. \u201cYou\u2019re not talking about waitresses who are working for four bucks an hour.\u201d As often as not, he says, you\u2019re talking about \u201csophisticated people who have money.\u201d<\/p>\n

David Sirota, author of Hostile Takeover: How Big Money and Corruption Conquered Our Government \u2013 and How We Can Take it Back, is a guy who frequently appears on television news programs defending the \u201cleft\u201d in TV\u2019s typical Crossfire-style left-right rock-\u2018em-sock-\u2018em format. Like a lot of people who make their living in this world, he\u2019s sometimes frustrated with the lack of discipline and purpose in American liberalism. And like Sanders, he worries that there is a wide chasm between the people who speak for the left and sponsor left-leaning political organizations, and the actual people they supposedly represent.<\/p>\n

\u201cPerhaps what the real issue is that the left is not really a grassroots movement,\u201d he says. \u201cYou have this donor\/elite class, and then you have the public . . . You have these zillionaires who are supposedly funding the progressive movement. At some point that gets to be a problem.\u201d<\/p>\n

Sanders agrees, saying that \u201cwhere the money comes from\u201d is definitely one of the reasons that the so-called liberals in Washington \u2013 i.e. the Democrats \u2013 tend not to get too heavily into financial issues that affect ordinary people. This basically regressive electoral formula has been a staple of the Democratic Party ever since the Walter Mondale fiasco in the mid-eighties prompted a few shrewd Washington insiders to create the notorious \u201cpro-business\u201d political formula of the Democratic Leadership Council, which sought to end the party\u2019s dependence upon labor money by announcing a new willingness to sell out on financial issues in exchange for support from Wall Street. Once the DLC\u2019s financial strategy helped get Bill Clinton elected, no one in Washington ever again bothered to question the wisdom of the political compromises it required.<\/p>\n

Within a decade, the process was automatic \u2013 Citibank gives money to Tom Daschle, Tom Daschle crafts the hideous Bankruptcy Bill, and suddenly the Midwestern union member who was laid off in the wake of Democrat-passed NAFTA can\u2019t even declare bankruptcy to get out from the credit card debt he incurred in his unemployment. He will now probably suck eggs for the rest of his life, paying off credit card debt year after year at a snail\u2019s pace while working as a non-union butcher in a Wal-Mart in Butte. Royally screwed twice by the Democratic Party he voted for, he will almost certainly decide to vote Republican the first time he opens up the door to find four pimply college students wearing I READ BANNED BOOKS t-shirts taking up a collection to agitate for dolphin-safe tuna.<\/p>\n

But money and campaign contributions aren\u2019t the only reason \u201cliberal\u201c politicians screw their voters.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s also a cultural thing,\u201d Sanders says. \u201cA lot of these folks really don\u2019t have a lot of contact with working-class people. They\u2019re not comfortable with working-class people. They\u2019re more comfortable with environmentalists, with well-educated people. And it\u2019s their issues that matter to them.\u201d<\/p>\n

This is another dirty little secret of the left \u2013 the fact that, at least when it comes to per-capita income, those interminable right-wing criticisms about liberals being \u201celitists\u201d are actually true. According to a 2004 Pew report, Americans who self-identify as liberals have an average annual income of $71,000 \u2013 the highest-grossing political category in America. They\u2019re also the best-educated class, with over one in four being post-graduates.<\/p>\n

The same is true of the political media in Washington \u2013 not just the few journalists on the left, but all of the media. Reporters in Washington of both the liberal and conservative variety tend mostly to be interested in issues that they themselves care about, and as a result they end up defining the political landscape in terms of orthodoxies that make sense to them.<\/p>\n

\u201cWith the media, it\u2019s like, \u2018Are you pro-choice? Yes? Then you\u2019re a liberal.\u2019 It\u2019s bullshit,\u201d scoffs Sanders. The senator went on to point out that a recent Senate hearing on veterans\u2019 issues attracted over 500 angry war veterans \u2013 and no reporters. \u201cIt\u2019s just not their thing,\u201d he sighs.<\/p>\n

Progressive politicians in Washington frequently complain that the political mainstream\u2019s abandonment of working-class issues opens the door for Republicans to seize the ignored middle-American electorate, mainly by scaring them with bugaboo images of marrying queers, godless commie academics, dirty bearded eco-terrorists, and so on.<\/p>\n

To them, the essentially patrician structure of the political left is mostly a logistical political problem, one that can theoretically be solved, as Sanders solved it in his state, by shunning corporate campaign donors, listening to voters again, and re-emphasizing working-class issues.<\/p>\n

But having rich college grads acting as the political representatives of the working class isn\u2019t just bad politics. It\u2019s also silly. And there\u2019s probably no political movement in history that\u2019s been sillier than the modern American left.<\/p>\n

What makes the American left silly? Things that in a vacuum should be logical impossibilities are frighteningly common in lefty political scenes. The word \u201coppression\u201d escaping, for any reason, the mouths of kids whose parents are paying 20 grand for them to go to private colleges. Academics in Priuses using the word \u201cAmerika.\u201d Ebonics, Fanetiks, and other such insane institutional manifestations of white guilt. Combat berets. Combat berets in conjunction with designer coffees. Combat berets in conjunction with designer coffees consumed at leisure in between conversational comparisons of America to Nazi Germany.<\/p>\n

We all know where this stuff comes from. Anyone who\u2019s ever been to a lefty political meeting knows the deal \u2013 the problem is the \u201cspirit of inclusiveness\u201d stretched to the limits of absurdity. The post-sixties dogma that everyone\u2019s viewpoint is legitimate, everyone\u2018s choice about anything (lifestyle, gender, ethnicity, even class) is valid, that\u2019s now so totally ingrained that at every single meeting, every time some yutz gets up and starts rambling about anything, no matter how ridiculous, no one ever tells him to shut the fuck up. Next thing you know, you\u2019ve got guys on stilts wearing mime makeup and Cat-in-the-Hat striped top-hats leading a half-million people at an anti-war rally. Why is that guy there? Because no one told him that war is a matter of life and death and that he should leave his fucking stilts at home.<\/p>\n

Then there\u2019s the tone problem. A hell of a lot of what the left does these days is tediously lecture middle America about how wrong it is, loudly snorting at a stubbornly unchanging litany of Republican villains. There\u2019s a weirdly indulgent tone to all of this Bush-bashing that goes on in lefty media, a tone that\u2019s not only annoyingly predictable in its pervasiveness, but a turnoff to people who might have tuned in to that channel in search of something else.<\/p>\n

\u201cI share the position of a lot of those people, and some of that feel-good Bush-bashing is okay, I guess, but also \u2013 can I get some information here?\u201d says Christian Parenti, a journalist who frequently writes for The Nation. \u201cI think just reporting the facts can be enormously empowering, but there\u2019s not enough of that. That moralistic thing . . . I think it\u2019s something that\u2019s built deep into the culture, not just on the left but everywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n

But to me the biggest problem with American liberalism is that it hasn\u2019t found a new legend for itself, one to replace the old one, which is more and more often no longer relevant. I\u2019ve got no problem with long hair and weed and kids playing \u201cImagine\u201d on acoustic guitars at peace marches. But we often make the mistake of thinking that the \u201crevolution\u201d of the sixties is something that rightly should continue on to today.<\/p>\n

While it\u2019s true that we\u2019re still fighting against unjust wars and that there\u2019s unfinished business on the fronts of women\u2019s rights, civil rights, and environmental preservation, there\u2019s no generational battle left for America\u2019s rich kids to fight. In the sixties, college kids had to fight for their right to refuse to become bankers, soldiers, plastics executives or whatever other types of dreary establishment lifestyles their parents were demanding for them. And because they had to fight that fight, the interests of white college kids were briefly and felicitously aligned with the blacks and the migrant farm workers and the South Vietnamese, who were also victims of the same dug-in, inflexible political establishment. Long hair, tie-dye and the raised black fist all had the same general message \u2013 screw the establishment. It was a sort of Marxian perfect storm where even the children of the bourgeoisie could semi-realistically imagine themselves engaged in a class struggle.<\/p>\n

But American college types don\u2019t have to fight for shit anymore. Remember the Beastie Boys\u2019 Licensed to Ill album? Remember that song \u201cFight for Your Right to Party\u201d? Well, people, that song was a joke. So was \u201cWe\u2019re Not Gonna Take It\u201d and \u201cAnd the Cradle Will Rock.\u201d The only thing American college kids have left to fight for are the royalties for their myriad appearances in Girls Gone Wild videos. Which is why they look ridiculous parading around at peace protests in the guise of hapless victims and subjects of the Amerikan neo-Reich. Rich liberals protesting the establishment is absurd because they are the establishment; they\u2019re just too embarrassed to admit it.<\/p>\n

When they start embracing their position of privilege and taking responsibility for the power they already have \u2013 striving to be the leaders of society they actually are, instead of playing at being aggrieved subjects \u2013 they\u2019ll come across as wise and patriotic citizens, not like the terminally adolescent buffoons trapped in a corny sixties daydream they often seem to be now. They\u2019ll stop bringing puppets to marches and, more importantly, they\u2019ll start doing more than march.<\/p>\n

That, in sum, is why I don\u2019t call myself a liberal. To me the word \u201cliberalism\u201d describes an era whose time is past, a time when a liberal was defined more by who he was fighting against \u2013 the Man \u2013 than what he was fighting for. A liberal wielding power is always going to seem a bit strange because a liberal always imagines himself in an intrepid fight against power, not holding it. I therefore prefer the word \u201cprogressive,\u201d which describes in a neutral way a set of political values without having these class or aesthetic connotations. To me a progressive is not fighting Mom and Dad, Nixon, Bush or really any people at all, but things \u2013 political corruption, commercialism, pollution, etc. It doesn\u2019t have that same Marxian us-versus-them connotation that liberalism still has, sometimes ridiculously. It\u2019s about goals, not people.<\/p>\n

In a few years it will be half a century since the 1960s began. The Baby-Boomer generation that shaped modern liberalism will soon be moving on to the nursing home, many of its battles \u2013 for civil, gay, immigrant and women\u2019s rights, for workplace protections, and against the Vietnam war and Richard Nixon \u2013 already won. They did a lot of good things, but their fight doesn\u2019t always make sense anymore. In any case, you can smell something new rising out of the mess in Iraq and the changed American labor market. From among the veterans of this new bad war and the refugees of the global economy, some kind of movement is bound to arise. Who knows what that will be called \u2013 but it\u2019s safe to say it won\u2019t be called liberalism. <\/p>\n

The Analysis:<\/strong> Well the reaction to this was much better than the article itself. Blah blah blah, how dare you call us out! I know I’m rich and well-educated<\/a> and I’m my own worst enemy<\/a> when it comes to these sorts of things and darn-it, I like myself! But most importantly, I fucking care about people<\/em>! And even better than caring, I pity them<\/a><\/em>. I literally shit myself everytime I smell a poor person (ech! the stench!). Of course while it may provide a little fodder<\/a> for the illiterate<\/a> right, a little self-critique<\/a> is good every now and again boys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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