{"id":1351,"date":"2007-07-11T18:41:59","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T23:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/07\/11\/kiss-me-where-it-smells-funny\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:17","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:17","slug":"kiss-me-where-it-smells-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/07\/11\/kiss-me-where-it-smells-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/02\/25\/a-case-of-mistaken-identity\/\">I was stalked on Facebook<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/04\/25\/facebook-killed-the-blog-star\/\">kicked off permanently<\/a> (non-related events), I&#8217;ve been a little hesitant about this social networking thing.  Alas, my reckless nature and curiosity in the hopes of a grundle-licking hussie falling into my lap via the interwebs has gotten the best of me.  So I suggest you add me (and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/prosebeforehosdotcom\">PBH<\/a>) on <a href=\"myspace.com\/aalleecc\">MySpace<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p\/Alexander_Baldwin\/1500411\">Facebook<\/a> ASAP. Oh, and you can find me on <a href=\"http:\/\/reddit.com\/user\/alecb\/\">Reddit<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/users\/alecb\">Digg<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/awb9h.stumbleupon.com\/\">Stumble Upon<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/awb9h\">Delicious<\/a> also.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p\/Alexander_Baldwin\/1500411\" title=\"Alexander Baldwin's Facebook profile\" target=_TOP><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/badge.facebook.com\/badge\/1500411.570.1325633194.png\" border=0 alt=\"Alexander Baldwin's Facebook profile\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p\/Alexander_Baldwin\/1500411\">Facebook me!<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I was stalked on Facebook and kicked off permanently (non-related events), I&#8217;ve been a little hesitant about this social networking thing. Alas, my reckless nature and curiosity in the hopes of a grundle-licking hussie falling into my lap via the interwebs has gotten the best of me. 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