{"id":136,"date":"2005-11-30T20:32:25","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T00:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=136"},"modified":"2006-01-09T17:20:08","modified_gmt":"2006-01-09T21:20:08","slug":"lets-blow-up-the-arab-press-and-other-fun-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/news-to-make-you-blue\/11\/30\/lets-blow-up-the-arab-press-and-other-fun-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s blow up the Arab Press (and other fun ideas)"},"content":{"rendered":"
Did George Bush want to bomb Al-Jazeera?<\/a> It doesn’t seem unlikely given Al-Jazeeras standing and reporting. Plus Georgey hates free speech, if I remember reading my monthly liberal periodical correctly.<\/p>\n In other related news, Republican Representative “Duke” Cunningham broke down crying to admit he took over 2 million dollars from defense firms.<\/a> I liked his apology which featured his tearful regrets, mostly because it made him look like a fat child who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.<\/p>\n Christian peacekeepers go to Iraq, and immediately get taken hostage.<\/a> The Christian Peacemaker Teams (CPT) is described as an “ecumenical pacifist group”<\/a>, and it seems they actually do a fairly good job of reporting life on the ground.<\/p>\n Oh, and in other wonderful, the earth should now end soon news, a woman had the first face transplant<\/a>, twice as many men are paying for sex<\/a>, and a crazy Brit killed a black guy with an axe.<\/a> By the way, if you think this earth is going to be around that long, then you must not keep up with the Chinese.<\/a> Those damned ninjas will destroy this world faster then we’ll realize.<\/p>\n