{"id":136659,"date":"2013-01-12T12:00:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-12T17:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=136659"},"modified":"2013-12-09T11:46:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T16:46:09","slug":"college-conservative-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/01\/12\/college-conservative-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Guy Everybody Knows: The College Conservative"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Often found texting in the back of any Business 101 classroom, the college conservative is upfront and unapologetic about his severely conservative beliefs. He carries the (feather)weight burden of being an upperclass white male on his shoulders (which, lest you forget, are covered by the fabric of a Ralph Lauren polo) but still finds the time to panegyrize neoliberal economics from the balcony of Daddy&#8217;s mansion. He&#8217;s insufferable, but like an antibiotic-resistant pathogen, you can never truly be rid of him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-ayn-rand.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Ayn Rand\" width=\"380\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-ayn-rand.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-ayn-rand-158x200.jpg 158w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-born-rich.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Born Rich\" width=\"382\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-born-rich.jpg 382w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-born-rich-158x200.jpg 158w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-drug-tests.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Drug Tests\" width=\"381\" height=\"483\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-drug-tests.jpg 381w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-drug-tests-157x200.jpg 157w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-gvt-help.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Gvt Help\" width=\"382\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136663\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-gvt-help.jpg 382w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-gvt-help-158x200.jpg 158w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-hard-work.png\" alt=\"College Conservative Hard Work\" width=\"382\" height=\"483\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136665\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-hard-work.png 382w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-hard-work-158x200.png 158w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-ows.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative OWS\" width=\"384\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-ows.jpg 384w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-ows-159x200.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-persecution.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Persecution\" width=\"384\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136667\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-persecution.jpg 384w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-persecution-159x200.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-post-racial.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Post Racial Society\" width=\"383\" height=\"481\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136668\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-post-racial.jpg 383w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-post-racial-159x200.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-sacrifices.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Sacrifices\" width=\"384\" height=\"483\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-sacrifices.jpg 384w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-sacrifices-159x200.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-sharia.jpg\" alt=\"College Conservative Sharia\" width=\"382\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-136670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-sharia.jpg 382w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/college-conservative-sharia-159x200.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to our friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/College-Conservative\">Quick Meme<\/a> for some of the content!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Often found texting in the back of any Business 101 classroom, the college conservative is upfront and unapologetic about his severely conservative beliefs. 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