{"id":137481,"date":"2013-02-18T12:00:44","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T17:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=137481"},"modified":"2013-02-14T12:31:12","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T17:31:12","slug":"dewey-on-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/cultural-correspondent\/02\/18\/dewey-on-god\/","title":{"rendered":"“Malcolm In The Middle’s” Dewey On God"},"content":{"rendered":"
Kid’s got a point. But at least ants are strong. The day I see average folks carrying six times their body weight is the day I know steroids pharmaceuticals have lost their patents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kid’s got a point. But at least ants are strong. The day I see average folks carrying six times their body weight is the day I know steroids pharmaceuticals have lost their patents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":549,"featured_media":137471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n