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Someone hand me some Advil. I’ve got a massive headache.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Someone hand me some Advil. I’ve got a massive headache.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":530,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,260],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n