{"id":139838,"date":"2013-06-01T12:00:26","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T16:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=139838"},"modified":"2013-12-09T11:46:02","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T16:46:02","slug":"thanks-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/06\/01\/thanks-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks, America!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The question is, then, how can we make giving a shit as enticing as toddler beauty pageants?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The question is, then, how can we make giving a shit as enticing as toddler beauty pageants?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":530,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,260],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n