{"id":141334,"date":"2013-08-19T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T16:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=141334"},"modified":"2013-08-15T13:14:10","modified_gmt":"2013-08-15T17:14:10","slug":"the-sexiest-founding-fathers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/cultural-correspondent\/08\/19\/the-sexiest-founding-fathers\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sexiest Founding Fathers"},"content":{"rendered":"
The Founding Fathers are to Ron Paul what One Direction is to a gaggle of 12 year old girls: timeless, endlessly quotable and endowed with some great hair. As visionary as they were virile, we have always admired their texts, but why not their pecs? Thanks to the Internet nerds, though, we don’t have to wait any longer. (Yes, we know that Bill Clinton isn’t a founding father, but those shorts are the stuff of legend.)<\/p>\n