{"id":142051,"date":"2013-10-31T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=142051"},"modified":"2013-12-09T11:45:55","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T16:45:55","slug":"internet-sees-ted-cruz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/10\/31\/internet-sees-ted-cruz\/","title":{"rendered":"How The Internet Sees Ted Cruz"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the Internet, Ted Cruz is liked about as much as herpes in a frat house. No, he’s no different than most other politicians as he ostracizes himself from reason, honesty and integrity in his pursuit of power and fame. But damn, man, a little nuance never hurt anybody. And thus, the ever-incensed, keyboard-happy Internet community has taken to skewering Ted Cruz. And yes, the results are hilarious. Obviously.<\/p>\n

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On the Internet, Ted Cruz is liked about as much as herpes in a frat house. No, he’s no different than most other politicians as he ostracizes himself from reason, honesty and integrity in his pursuit of power and fame. But damn, man, a little nuance never hurt anybody. 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