{"id":144694,"date":"2014-03-05T12:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=144694"},"modified":"2014-03-04T12:58:02","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T17:58:02","slug":"crisis-kiev","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/cultural-correspondent\/03\/05\/crisis-kiev\/","title":{"rendered":"Crisis In Kiev!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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BREAKING: the scene in Kiev and Crimea is basically an apocalypse in a trapper’s hat! <\/p>\n
But really, just think how much worse Americans’ knowledge of geography would be if we didn’t get our hands all up in foreign conflicts. Nightmarish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
BREAKING: the scene in Kiev and Crimea is basically an apocalypse in a trapper’s hat! But really, just think how much worse Americans’ knowledge of geography would be if we didn’t get our hands all up in foreign conflicts. Nightmarish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":549,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[260],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n