{"id":145021,"date":"2014-03-29T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T16:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=145021"},"modified":"2014-03-27T19:21:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T23:21:42","slug":"republican-lifeguards-just-time-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/03\/29\/republican-lifeguards-just-time-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"Republican Lifeguards, Just In Time For Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/republican-lifeguard.jpg\" alt=\"Republican Lifeguards\" width=\"750\" height=\"543\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-145016\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/republican-lifeguard.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/republican-lifeguard-200x144.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/republican-lifeguard-600x434.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sunscreen? 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