Here\u2019s the Awful 146-Word \u201cEssay\u201d That Earned an A- for a UNC Jock<\/a> by Jordan Weissmann in Slate.<\/p>\nThe Text:<\/strong> The University of North Carolina\u2013Chapel Hill has already been embroiled in a scandal for allowing its athletes to enroll in fake courses for easy credit. Now, the whole controversy has a rather potent visual symbol to go along with it: a 146-word, ungrammatical essay on Rosa Parks that earned an A-.<\/p>\nMary Willingham, who spent a decade tutoring and advising UNC\u2019s jocks before turning into a whistleblower, unveiled the paper during an interview with ESPN. As the segment explains, academically troubled UNC athletes were encouraged to sign up for so-called \u201cpaper classes\u201d\u2014which were essentially no-work independent studies involving a single paper that allowed functionally illiterate football players to prop up their GPAs, thus satisfying the NCAA\u2019s eligibility requirements. Here’s the sort of work that was involved:<\/p>\n
And here\u2019s the text.<\/p>\n
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On the evening of December Rosa Parks decided that she was going to sit in the white people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. During this time blacks had to give up there seats to whites when more whites got on the bus. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Her and the bus driver began to talk and the conversation went like this. \u201cLet me have those front seats\u201d said the driver. She didn\u2019t get up and told the driver that she was tired of giving her seat to white people. \u201cI\u2019m going to have you arrested,\u201d said the driver. \u201cYou may do that,\u201d Rosa Parks responded. Two white policemen came in and Rosa Parks asked them \u201cwhy do you all push us around?\u201d The police officer replied and said \u201cI don\u2019t know, but the law is the law and you\u2019re under arrest.<\/p>\n
It seems fitting that this image is making the rounds just one day after a National Labor Relations Board official ruled that football players at Northwestern University were not primarily students but rather employees of the school. That\u2019s not to say Northwestern was running a similar scam (Disclosure: I\u2019m an alum). But the point is that anybody who thinks that most big-time college athletes are at school first and foremost to be educated is fooling themselves. They’re there to work and earn money and prestige for the school.<\/p>\n
And really, what are the chances that other schools aren\u2019t mimicking UNC? In 2010, before Willingham started feeding information to reporters, UNC\u2019s football program, for instance, had a 75 percent graduation rate, lower than some far more competitive teams today. It\u2019s possible that those schools simply try harder and find more scholarly candidates for their o-line. But I somehow doubt that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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