{"id":1477,"date":"2007-08-27T15:00:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T20:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/08\/27\/consider-my-knickers-twisted\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T16:15:27","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:15:27","slug":"consider-my-knickers-twisted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/08\/27\/consider-my-knickers-twisted\/","title":{"rendered":"Consider My Knickers Twisted"},"content":{"rendered":"

“So 2745 out of 302,703,731 in the past ten years have died in terrorist attacks, and we are getting our knickers in a twist about an arrow made of flour in the IKEA parking lot?<\/p>\n

It is absurd. You are safe. I am safe. This nation is safe. Quit being such a damned pussy. All of you.”<\/p>\n

John Cole on Balloon Juice<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“So 2745 out of 302,703,731 in the past ten years have died in terrorist attacks, and we are getting our knickers in a twist about an arrow made of flour in the IKEA parking lot? It is absurd. You are safe. I am safe. This nation is safe. Quit being such a damned pussy. 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