{"id":1558,"date":"2007-10-17T08:52:23","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T13:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alvinblah\/10\/17\/candidate-endorsement\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:53:58","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:53:58","slug":"candidate-endorsement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/pope-ron-paul\/10\/17\/candidate-endorsement\/","title":{"rendered":"Candidate Endorsement"},"content":{"rendered":"
The pope has an endorsement to make.<\/p>\n
From now on I am a full and total supporter of Stephen Colbert<\/a> running for the democratic and republican nomination for President of the United States in South Carolina. Mr. Colbert has a platform<\/a> that all Americans can get behind.<\/p>\n 1. He is the favored son of South Carolina<\/p>\n 2. He is against the “Homosexual Agenda”<\/p>\n 3. He is against Chinese shrimp imports and their effect on the South Carolina shrimp industry<\/p>\n 4. He is for a corporate sponsor, preferably a salty snack food<\/p>\n 5. He is running to get one delegate cast in his name<\/p>\n