{"id":1605,"date":"2008-01-03T16:38:56","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T21:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/01\/03\/i-am-bearded-i-am-graduate-student-smell-my-niche\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:14","slug":"i-am-bearded-i-am-graduate-student-smell-my-niche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/01\/03\/i-am-bearded-i-am-graduate-student-smell-my-niche\/","title":{"rendered":"I am bearded; I am graduate student. Smell my niche?"},"content":{"rendered":"
I am in London. I am a graduate student. I am increasing my vocabulary. I am writing lots of things like this<\/a>. I am meeting new people. I am intentionally neglecting the past. I still feel divorced from the present. I promise to be better in the future. I look like this:<\/p>\n Enjoy your worries<\/a>, you may never have them again. So do me a favor and shop at Amazon<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am in London. I am a graduate student. I am increasing my vocabulary. I am writing lots of things like this. I am meeting new people. I am intentionally neglecting the past. I still feel divorced from the present. I promise to be better in the future. I look like this: Enjoy your worries, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n