{"id":1610,"date":"2009-12-13T21:44:29","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T01:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2009-12-14T10:22:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T14:22:54","slug":"thoughts-of-the-average-american-during-christmas-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/12\/13\/thoughts-of-the-average-american-during-christmas-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts of the Average American During Christmas Season"},"content":{"rendered":"
How long do I have to wait for the next 9\/11? I could really use a good clearance sale.<\/p>\n
If the Wall Street overlords are ever to make it out of this recession with their vacation homes, I must take on more crippling debt.<\/p>\n
The true meaning of Christmas is overwrought consumerism to placate our strained familial and social ties that have entirely degraded into pecuniary relationships.<\/p>\n
Who needs health care when there is high definition television to be watched?<\/p>\n
I’m only participating in Black Friday if there are no actual black people involved.<\/p>\n
Give me liberty or give me extra fries with that.<\/p>\n
God only gives gifts to white people who worship the Constitution or the Pope.<\/p>\n