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And magic long johns.<\/p>\n<p>Sentence: Interrupted during the game by Mormon missionaries.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/buffalobeast.com\/122\/50mostloathsome2007.html\">The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2007<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25. Mormon Jesus Charges: Least plausible Jesus. We heard his brother is the devil &#8212; OMG! Won&#8217;t even let his flock have a cup of coffee in the morning &#8212; what a jerk. As with any celebrity comeback, lacks the oomph of the glory years. 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