{"id":1728,"date":"2008-02-06T16:20:28","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T21:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/02\/06\/in-soviet-russia-funny-clothes-wear-you\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:00:52","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:00:52","slug":"in-soviet-russia-funny-clothes-wear-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/02\/06\/in-soviet-russia-funny-clothes-wear-you\/","title":{"rendered":"In Soviet Russia, Funny Clothes Wear You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. I fucking hate the religious right. Want to know why? <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2008\/02\/our_congress_takes_care_of_the.php\">For shit like this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Responding to complaints from the Religious Right, Congress has passed legislation mandating that the phrase &#8220;In God We Trust&#8221; be moved from the edge to the back or front of the new presidential dollar coins.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>2. In Soviet Russia&#8230; Zebra wear you! And yes, that was the best I could do.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/englishrussia.com\/?p=1751\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/englishrussia.com\/images\/fashion_89\/3.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"http:\/\/whazgoinon.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/13\/hillary-clinton-biggest-recipient-of-lobbyist-donations\/\".Hillary Clinton gets the most donations from lobbyists<\/a>&#8230; not a surprise.<\/p>\n<p>4. <a href=\"http:\/\/highonmoxie.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/03\/i-wonder-when-hell-get-ghosted\/\">Kansas City&#8217;s welcome for George Bush<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v341\/girlielockhart\/davidnodavid.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>5. And for the funny cookee crazy crap no one really cares about: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingwv.com\/do-you-miss-beavis-and-butthead\/\">Do you miss Beavis<\/a>?, <a href=\"http:\/\/informationparadox.blogspot.com\/2008\/02\/why-are-we-so-uptight-about-sex.html\">why are we so uptight about sex<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/helloindia.vivopress.com\/2008\/02\/03\/woman-arrested-for-trying-to-rip-sikhs-turban-at-us-restaurant\/\">Woman arrested for trying to rip Sikh\u2019s turban at US restaurant<\/a>, and also these:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/funtasticus.com\/20080130\/giraffe-baby\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.funtasticus.com\/2007\/jan8\/giraffe3118\/giraffe004.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.improveverywhere.com\/2007\/01\/13\/no-pants-2k7\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.improveverywhere.com\/images\/nopants7_09.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I fucking hate the religious right. 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