{"id":1749,"date":"2008-02-14T07:00:46","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T12:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/02\/14\/fuck-you-valentines-day\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:14","slug":"fuck-you-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/02\/14\/fuck-you-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck you, Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y24fxi-6gVk&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/y24fxi-6gVk&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Stage<\/strong>: Valentine&#8217;s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair.  <i>I do not like society or its make believe holidays<\/i><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Victim<\/strong>: A decorated &#8216;Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8217; banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/02\/14\/a-knife-in-the-heart-of-valentines-day\/\">Yes, this is me.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[tags]valentines day, hallmark holiday, funny video, prank, fuck you[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Stage: Valentine&#8217;s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays The Victim: A decorated &#8216;Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8217; banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period. Yes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Fuck you, Valentine&#039;s Day - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The Stage: Valentine&#039;s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. 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