{"id":1840,"date":"2008-03-07T17:27:02","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T22:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/03\/07\/ohio-in-a-nutshell\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T16:15:12","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:15:12","slug":"ohio-in-a-nutshell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/03\/07\/ohio-in-a-nutshell\/","title":{"rendered":"Ohio, In A Nutshell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ohio is like the Lindsey Lohan of States; just when you think she&#8217;s coming around she gets drunk and fucks some random guy at a party.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=probefhos-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=B000RRX3V4&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>  &nbsp;  <iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=probefhos-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=0307237702&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe>  &nbsp;  <iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=probefhos-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=B00147G6BK&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>See Also:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/wizbangblue.com\/2008\/03\/07\/obamapanic-take-2-shes-a-monster.php\">ObamaPanic Take 2 &#8211; She&#8217;s a Monster!!<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/obsidianwings.blogs.com\/obsidian_wings\/2008\/03\/here-be-monster.html\">Here Be Monsters<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/wwwwakeupamericans-spree.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/nafta-gate-hits-canada-hard-as-harper.html\">NAFTA-Gate Hits Canada Hard as Harper, Obama and Clinton Scramble<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/tfk\/2008\/03\/on_language.php\">On language<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theseminal.com\/2008\/03\/07\/the-myth-of-hillarys-big-states-argument\/\">The Myth of Hillary&#8217;s Big State Advantage<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/themoderatevoice.com\/media\/18259\/obama-aide-resigns-after-calling-hillary-clinton-a-monster\/\">Obama Aide Resigns After Calling Hillary Clinton \u201cA Monster\u201d<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/pundits.thehill.com\/2008\/03\/07\/hillary-called-canada-owes-ohio-obama-and-america-an-apology\/\">Hillary Called Canada; 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