{"id":1908,"date":"2008-04-09T00:16:43","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T05:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/04\/09\/this-is-how-i-chill-maam\/"},"modified":"2013-04-02T11:14:14","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T15:14:14","slug":"this-is-how-i-chill-maam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/04\/09\/this-is-how-i-chill-maam\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;This is how I chill, ma&#8217;am&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/30_210x296.jpg\" title=\"pringle\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/30_210x296.jpg\" alt=\"pringle\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\nAs our self-designated D1-basketball correspondent, I thought it was important to throw up a link to the latest news coming out of Pattee Library, Penn State.<\/p>\n<p>Nittany Lion bball player Stanley Pringle (above) was apparently reported for allegedly masturbating in the library while trying to chat it up with a Penn State coed.  When interrogated about the incident, he casually replied, &#8220;Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma&#8217;am.&#8221;  Like many men, including myself, he claims that he has &#8220;a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants,&#8221; and demonstrated for the officer by placing his hand down the front of his sweatpants, according to the complaint.  To be fair, at least he was at the library.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegian.psu.edu\/archive\/2008\/04\/07\/lion_denies_charges.aspx\">Lion Denies Charges<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As our self-designated D1-basketball correspondent, I thought it was important to throw up a link to the latest news coming out of Pattee Library, Penn State. Nittany Lion bball player Stanley Pringle (above) was apparently reported for allegedly masturbating in the library while trying to chat it up with a Penn State coed. 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