{"id":1913,"date":"2008-05-03T17:29:21","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T22:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/05\/03\/your-knife-will-fall-out-of-its-sheath\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:13","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:13","slug":"your-knife-will-fall-out-of-its-sheath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/05\/03\/your-knife-will-fall-out-of-its-sheath\/","title":{"rendered":"Your knife will fall out of its sheath"},"content":{"rendered":"
DEAR LOVERS, READERS, FANS, AUTOBOTS:<\/p>\n
All apologies for the lack of updates. I am a student. A graduate student. That means at times I have too much time and at others, too little. I am sorry for leaving before the end of the movie. Your dear protagonist is much alive, despite efforts to the contrary.<\/p>\n
Witness:<\/p>\n
Sincerely yours,
\nAlexander P. Dupont<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
DEAR LOVERS, READERS, FANS, AUTOBOTS: All apologies for the lack of updates. I am a student. A graduate student. That means at times I have too much time and at others, too little. I am sorry for leaving before the end of the movie. Your dear protagonist is much alive, despite efforts to the contrary. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n