{"id":1932,"date":"2008-03-13T06:07:01","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T11:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hookersforjesus.livejournal.com\/130768.html"},"modified":"2008-03-13T06:07:01","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T11:07:01","slug":"san-jose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/dance-party\/03\/13\/san-jose\/","title":{"rendered":"San Jose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crap! I&#8217;m in San Jose! Till Wednesday!<\/p>\n<p>Also, have a 3 hour delay on a flight sucks. But do you know what sucks more? Arriving at the airport after the car rental place is closed. Even more sucky? Waiting about an hour to get a cab. <\/p>\n<p>End Result: Not getting to my hotel till 3:45AM PT (6:45AM ET). I am FuCKING TIRED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crap! I&#8217;m in San Jose! Till Wednesday!<\/p>\n<p>Also, have a 3 hour delay on a flight sucks. But do you know what sucks more? Arriving at the airport after the car rental place is closed. 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