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All modern, but with a Japanese twist on everything. Rice paddies instead of soy. I was proud of myself for being able to get a bus ticket out to Tsukuba without any problems, and actually end up here, 2 hours away from the airport. My coworker picked me up from the bus station and we went and had donburi, or basically deep fried pork. It was awesome, as you might imagine. The tea they served was also kick ass. I wish I had remembered to bring my Japanese etiquette book. I hope I am not too unintentionally rude.<\/p>\n<p \/><font style=\"position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/kvantservice.com\/\">????????<\/a><\/font><br \/>\nHere at the hotel I have a fancy toilet in the bathroom, with automatic seat warmer and built-in bidet. It&#8217;s been kinda fun to use. The bath frightens me though, although since it is private my shame will be my own. I&#8217;m just not exactly sure what the correct procedure is. I know you are supposed to shower before hand, but the shower is sort of over the room part. It&#8217;s pretty interesting actually. I&#8217;ll explore it tomorrow morning and write a report.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting here at 9PM on Monday writing you from the future. I&#8217;ve been up for 24 hours now but I can never go to bed at 9, it has to be at least 10. My day started in Las Vegas puking into a toilet at the Paris hotel. 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