Let’s jump right into this thing. As we know, we have a God-loving, ‘Tard-making Alaskan governor about to possibly become the next Vice President (plus she looks hot in a USA A-OK bikini<\/a>). And like all good Christians, she hates books<\/a>:<\/p>\n
And you know why Bush would never be impeached by that wonderful Democratic congress we elected? It turns out they knew about torture techniques being used<\/a> the whole time:<\/p>\n
And, in the king of “What the Fuck”, America’s drug czar declares<\/a> \u201dNo drug matches the threat posed by marijuana.\u201d You heard it right! Getting high on a non-lethal, non-addictive plant is the greatest drug threat facing America. Just don’t let the god damn terrorists win.<\/p>\n
Also See: When winter comes, the power of mother nature can cool your refrigerator (or some such)<\/a>, Talking To Hamas (Instead of Killing People) Makes You a Bigot<\/a>, Are our suburbs going to turn into slums?<\/a>, and Hillary\u2019s 3am Girl Does A Commercial For Obama<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"