{"id":2694,"date":"2008-10-24T17:36:05","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T22:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=2694"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:08","slug":"ashley-todd-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/10\/24\/ashley-todd-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Ashley Todd Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/skyx.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Ashley Todd Fail\" width=\"494\" height=\"370\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2695\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/skyx.jpg 494w, https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/skyx-200x149.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 494px) 100vw, 494px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Cause if you were getting raped by William Ayers and hordes of homosexual black militants, they&#8217;d at least carve the B in properly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Enjoy what you read? Subscribe to Prose Before Hos <a href=\"http:\/\/www.feedburner.com\/fb\/a\/emailverifySubmit?feedId=213418\">via email<\/a> or via <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/ProseBeforeHos\">RSS feed<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div id='vu_ytplayer_vjVQa1PpcFN8fDDg7pyLsQyrh8J8laqxKAflWru96FY='><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/browse'>Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com<\/a><\/div>\n<p><script type='text\/javascript' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch_custom_player?id=vjVQa1PpcFN8fDDg7pyLsQyrh8J8laqxKAflWru96FY='><\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>See Also:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.balloon-juice.com\/?p=12850\">And This Is Even Dumber<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/hotair.com\/archives\/2008\/10\/24\/todd-he-fondled-me-too\/\">Update: \u201cShe hasn\u2019t really shown any obvious remorse\u201d<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2008\/10\/the-assisted-su.html\">The Assisted Suicide Of The American Right<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com\/archives\/2008\/10\/man_i_knew_the_story_was_a_hoax_when_she_blamed_a_64_black_dude.php\">Man I knew the story was a hoax, when she blamed a &#8220;6-4 black dude&#8221;<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/meganmcardle.theatlantic.com\/archives\/2008\/10\/more_on_fake_crimes.php\">More on fake crimes<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/globalcomment.com\/2008\/a-tale-of-a-scary-black-man-ashley-todd-admits-mutilation-story-false\/\">A Tale of a Scary Black Man: Ashley Todd Admits Mutilation Story False<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amptoons.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/10\/24\/roll-it-pat-it-mark-it-with-a-b\/\">Roll It, Pat It, Mark It With a \u2018B\u2019<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oliverwillis.com\/2008\/10\/24\/no-sympathy-for-ashley-todd\/\">No Sympathy For Ashley Todd<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/sandrarose.com\/2008\/10\/24\/ashley-todd-confesses-to-hoax\/\">Ashley Todd Confesses To Hoax<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/276488.php\">Fake But&#8230;.Fake. Idiot Made Up Story About Being Assulted For Being A McCain Supporter<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stoptheaclu.com\/archives\/2008\/10\/24\/girl-confesses-to-making-up-attack-story\/\">Girl Confesses to Making Up Attack Story<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writeslikeshetalks.com\/2008\/10\/24\/mccain-volunteer-confesses-fabricated-story-of-attack-by-tall-black-male\/\">McCain volunteer confesses: fabricated story of attack by tall, black male<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[tags]ashley todd, ashley toad, ashley todd fail, fail pic, epic fail, ashlie todd fail, republican operative, liar, dumb texas redneck, idiot[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cause if you were getting raped by William Ayers and hordes of homosexual black militants, they&#8217;d at least carve the B in properly. Enjoy what you read? Subscribe to Prose Before Hos via email or via RSS feed. 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