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night 1<\/p>\n

consumed too much; went to clarendon<\/p>\n

old friends are old burdens<\/p>\n

woke up in a daze covered by a thin blanket; drove home<\/p>\n

1 hour of traffic on saturday morning; melted away an afternoon<\/p>\n

phone tag, complicated plans; walked a few miles<\/p>\n

night 2<\/p>\n

ate delicious mexican; increased alcohol consumption<\/p>\n

became belligerent; yelled screamed and stomped<\/p>\n

helped kim up; helped kim down<\/p>\n

yelled at passer-by’s; some alec offers: 5 dollar condomless orgy, guy-only spin the bottle<\/p>\n

fell asleep filthy and drunk; woke up the same way<\/p>\n

ate a delicious bagel; wonder what ive done to myself<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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