{"id":3188,"date":"2008-12-03T18:15:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=3188"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:38:11","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:38:11","slug":"santa-claus-attacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/image-of-the-day\/12\/03\/santa-claus-attacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claus Attacks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What could be better than <a href=\"http:\/\/flabbergastedly.com\/?p=206#more-206\">pictures of kids crying<\/a> thanks to Santa Claus?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/flabbergastedly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Children%20no%20like%20santa\/c9e06f212f552f20824ca28d43e29b4e.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5101587\/santa-claus-horrifying-children-fills-our-hearts-with-cheer\">gawker<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What could be better than pictures of kids crying thanks to Santa Claus? 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