{"id":340,"date":"2006-04-05T15:32:05","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T19:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/04\/05\/staggeringly-sexy\/index.html"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:26","slug":"staggeringly-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/04\/05\/staggeringly-sexy\/","title":{"rendered":"Staggeringly Sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"
These are possibly some of the sexiest pictures to be taken. Observe:<\/p>\n
Note the experimentation in duplicity. Note: Halo surrounding my sexiness, mirrors, and the “Is your bathroom breeding Bolsheviks” poster in the background? Is this even real? Is this art? Or both? Dare I step away from the Protocals of Entangled Relationships and revert to previous pretenses of hedonism and carelessness? Either way, I feel set up for a great fall by the MAN. (upper case intentional)<\/p>\n
Other choices:<\/p>\n