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so i’ve been goaded into putting pen to paper for this humble site by the admins and i’ve been thinking about a chance encounter that recently occured in my apartment<\/p>\n

so my roommate meets some girl on myspace. i live in new york- apparently it’s easy to meet other “like-minded” individuals on these social networking sites. not that i’d partake in these… heavily. <\/p>\n

he claims he brought this lass to a local watering hole one evening last week and proceeded to enjoy a few bevvies with her. things went well, she asked “so what’s next?” and he popped her the proverbial HBI<\/p>\n

as this happened in my impossibly intimate apartment, it was three feet away from me in his partitioned-off section of the living room- but i was blissfully passed out…<\/p>\n

now today we’re doing our usual thing and i inquire as to the status of said lass. he says, well, she called over the weekend but i wasn’t that interested- we’re not that compatible. i was surprised- compatible?<\/em> didn’t he bring her out to drinks and then quickly back to our place for a passionate night of which i was no part? <\/p>\n

yes he replied, but she didn’t have any skills he was interested in. you know, computer hacking skills, dj skills, ninja<\/em> skills<\/p>\n

i mean, whats the point of having a relationship (or even just meaningless myspace internet sex) with a person like that? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so i’ve been goaded into putting pen to paper for this humble site by the admins and i’ve been thinking about a chance encounter that recently occured in my apartment so my roommate meets some girl on myspace. i live in new york- apparently it’s easy to meet other “like-minded” individuals on these social networking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nlife is and always will be unfair - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"so i've been goaded into putting pen to paper for this humble site by the admins and i've been thinking about a chance encounter that recently occured in\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/anonymous_banker\/10\/02\/life-is-and-always-will-be-unfair\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"life is and always will be unfair - 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