{"id":379,"date":"2006-04-26T15:02:56","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T19:02:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/04\/26\/he-already-is-a-spokesmen\/index.html"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:59:31","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:59:31","slug":"he-already-is-a-spokesmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/04\/26\/he-already-is-a-spokesmen\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Merchant!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t even have the energy to take a cheap shot. But a FOX NEWS ANCHOR, Tony Snow, is going to be the White House Press Secretary following the departure of Scott McClellan. I guess lubricating the Republican War Machine with delicious Astro-oil wasn’t fun enough in the private sector — time to take this propoganda machine to the MAN in the WHITE HOUSE! (Ok, I lied about the cheap shot). Last cheap shot: Wasn’t the job of Conservative Advocacy & Truth Denial contracted out to Fox News (insert swastika here) in the first place?<\/p>\n

From Gawker:<\/a> <\/p>\n

His Fox News colleague Juan Williams, meantime, remains in negotiations to become Bush\u2019s black press secretary.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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