{"id":40,"date":"2005-10-04T10:09:13","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T14:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:35","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:35","slug":"new-calendar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/10\/04\/new-calendar\/","title":{"rendered":"New Calendar"},"content":{"rendered":"
I am officially moving away from the Jeudo-Christian calendar to the French Revolution calendar.<\/a><\/p>\n This is because the French chopped off the heads of clergy and nobles, and also because I am an elitist liberal prick.<\/p>\n