Oh Sarah, I was so worried about you… about us<\/em>. You see, you gave us our best month ever<\/a> in October. We spent an entire month insulting your ever-present stupidity, the constant accessorizing of your retard baby, your victimhood complex, and above all, the sheer force of your media-obsessed narcissism colliding with your ability to routinely embarrass yourself everytime you opened your mouth.<\/p>\n

And so when you resigned last week, I thought to myself “That’s it, Prose Before Hos is dead”. But I was wrong. You are so firmly committed to being a self-centered, egotistical jackal that you will do anything to get attention. While I feel sorry for Alaska (sort of), I am happy to see you insert yourself onto my cathode-ray tube in another vain attempt to make America all about Sarah Palin — a full 9 months after the elections should have made you irrelevant.<\/p>\n

You are America’s ho, Sarah Palin, and I’d have it no other way.<\/p>\n

See Also:<\/strong> “Politically, If I Die, I Die”<\/a>, Malkin Award Nominee<\/a>, God and Sarah Palin<\/a>, “Pals Around With Terrorists”: Palin Wasn’t That Rogue, After All<\/a>, If Palin Were President Now<\/a>, Sarah Palin: Right Wing Savior or Grifter?<\/a>, Huffington Post Palin Attack again<\/a>, The Fall<\/a>, Bumper sticker of the times<\/a>, The “Crucifixion” of Sarah Palin<\/a>, Sarah Palin and the Scum of the Earth<\/a>, Palin is Still Active in the Media<\/a>, Sarah Palin is still an idiot<\/a>, Your Future<\/a>, and Sarah Palin Giant Slayer<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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