{"id":4230,"date":"2009-07-16T13:59:33","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T17:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4230"},"modified":"2012-12-26T19:38:09","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T00:38:09","slug":"al-gore-even-a-douche-on-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/image-of-the-day\/07\/16\/al-gore-even-a-douche-on-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Al Gore, Even A Douche On Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mistake number one was <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/PBHNetwork\">signing up for Twitter<\/a>. First off, some asshole already took ProseBeforeHos. Second, if there has ever been an enabler for people to be complete dip shits, its Twitter.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I was trying to check out people&#8217;s feeds (mistake number two), and I came across Man Bear Pig aka <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/algore\">Al Gore&#8217;s Twitter feed<\/a>. Dear lord. Talk about narcissistic &#8220;Look I&#8217;m changing the world so pay attention to me&#8221; Bill Clinton wanna-be. His stream is bad enough (Al Gore is saving the world because climate change&#8230; the heat&#8230; you know&#8230; when I went up and down on that thing&#8230; in my movie&#8230; you know, with the polar bears!!!), but look at his god damn smug ass picture:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/al-gore-twitter-douche-bag.png\" alt=\"al-gore-twitter-douche-bag\" title=\"al-gore-twitter-douche-bag\" width=\"527\" height=\"92\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4231\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Look everybody! It&#8217;s Al Gore! Superman #2! Jesus #3! The Prophet Muhammad #4! Angelina Jolie #5! He&#8217;s busy dumping carbon emissions on poor people to save the world! I hate Twitter and I fucking hate Al Gore.<\/p>\n<p>[tags]al gore, man bear pig, al gore is a pompous prick, twitter feed, picture, image, climate change, who gives a shit about al gore, SRSLY[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mistake number one was signing up for Twitter. First off, some asshole already took ProseBeforeHos. Second, if there has ever been an enabler for people to be complete dip shits, its Twitter. 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