{"id":4386,"date":"2009-09-15T22:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T02:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4386"},"modified":"2009-09-15T22:56:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-16T02:56:00","slug":"new-york-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/depths-of-my-soul\/09\/15\/new-york-times\/","title":{"rendered":"NEW YORK TIMES?!?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a poem I call New York Times:<\/p>\n<p>New York Times<br \/>\nNEW YORK TIMES?!?!?<br \/>\nThink you&#8217;re better than us?<br \/>\nUs? 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