#1. Procure internship in White House or Congress, attend local intern gatherings<\/a>, and get your fat lips around as many male membranes as possible<\/a>
\n#2. Blog about it.<\/a>
\n#3. Get caught blogging<\/a> about said mouth around said male membranes, and watch the endorsements <\/a>and book deals<\/a> pile up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"