{"id":4574,"date":"2009-11-10T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4574"},"modified":"2009-11-10T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T14:00:00","slug":"reasons-i-fucking-hate-keith-olbermann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/11\/10\/reasons-i-fucking-hate-keith-olbermann\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons I Fucking Hate Keith Olbermann"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing as my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/06\/28\/i-fucking-hate-keith-olbermann\/\">I fucking hate Keith Olbermann<\/a> post is the number 1 google search result for&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=i+fucking+hate+keith+olbermann\">I fucking hate Keith Olbermann<\/a>, I feel that it is my duty to enumerate the reasons why I fucking hate Keith Olbermann:<\/p>\n<p>#1 He is an overpaid, wanna-be progressive in the mold of the typical over-educated, under-critical New England Liberal. This can be summed up as &#8220;I want a reconfiguration of the American socio-economic landscape, as long as it doesn&#8217;t impact my privilege, challenge my own lifestyles and perspective, or induce a structural shift in the inequalities in American society that I benefit from.&#8221; These are also the same people that think Barack Obama is &#8216;change&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>#2 He thinks he is a real journalist. Everyday of his life seems to be a painful exercise in thinking he&#8217;s Edward Murrow. Bad news buddy, you&#8217;re the centrist version of a Fox News commentator, just spewing vitriol into the magic shiny box every night.<\/p>\n<p>#3 He wins the award for douchiest quote ever, &#8220;I&#8217;m not a liberal, I&#8217;m an American.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>#4 He is a direct descendant of Pol Pot.<\/p>\n<p>There you have it. All the reasons I fucking hate Keith Olbermann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing as my I fucking hate Keith Olbermann post is the number 1 google search result for&#8230; I fucking hate Keith Olbermann, I feel that it is my duty to enumerate the reasons why I fucking hate Keith Olbermann: #1 He is an overpaid, wanna-be progressive in the mold of the typical over-educated, under-critical New [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Reasons I Fucking Hate Keith Olbermann - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Seeing as my I fucking hate Keith Olbermann post is the number 1 google search result for... 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