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\"sloth-in-a-box\"<\/p>\n

There’s a god damn sloth in the box<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a god damn sloth in the box.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nHappy Thanksgiving! - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"There's a god damn sloth in the box.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/11\/27\/happy-thanksgiving-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Happy Thanksgiving! - Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"There's a god damn sloth in the box.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/11\/27\/happy-thanksgiving-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2009-11-27T04:36:43+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-12-27T01:55:58+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/sloth-in-a-box.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"alec\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"alec\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/11\/27\/happy-thanksgiving-2\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/11\/27\/happy-thanksgiving-2\/\",\"name\":\"Happy Thanksgiving! 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