{"id":4656,"date":"2009-11-30T17:43:24","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T21:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4656"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:31:42","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:31:42","slug":"the-best-going-rogue-review-youll-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/11\/30\/the-best-going-rogue-review-youll-read\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Going Rogue Review You’ll Read"},"content":{"rendered":"
Best review ever<\/a>:<\/p>\n There are many kinds of truth. There are truths based on facts, truths based on faith, and truths based on something that sounds as if it should be true (truthiness). Then there\u2019s the kind of truth we find in Sarah\u2019s book: stories and concepts that become truths simply because she states them. She\u2019s a lot like our Lord and Savior, Glen Beck, in that respect.<\/p>\n Sometimes, she states truths that would be considered ludicrous if uttered by someone else. Her claim that the McCain campaign forced her to spend $150,000 in RNC funds to dress her family in designer clothes is one example of that. Although it might be easier to believe that she acted like a trailer park Zsa Zsa who\u2019d found a credit card left behind at a possum feed, she blames McCain staffers. That\u2019s good enough for us, because we have faith; we want to believe her truths.<\/p>\n But the book isn\u2019t perfect. As much as I enjoyed the few short paragraphs in which Mrs Palin laid out her policy objectives, she could have condensed it all into one sentence: \u201cI\u2019m going to grab an Oxo Good Grips Stainless Serving Spatula and go all mavericky on your non-white, non-Christian and non-heterosexual butts.\u201d<\/p>\n The book also fails to expose Mrs. Palin\u2019s intellectual brilliance and keen grasp of foreign policy issues. Why wasn\u2019t the text of her recent speech in Hong Kong included? Although it remains secret, it\u2019s rumored that she viciously rebuked the Vietcong king for his assault on the Empire State Building. That\u2019s a speech we\u2019ve been waiting for nearly 75 years to hear. It\u2019s big news and should have been included.<\/p>\n As you read other reviews of this book, please remember that Mrs. Palin has many enemies who are eager to pan her work. The Palin family\u2019s most potent nemesis, Levi\u2019s johnston, is no doubt fully erect and ready to spew globs of misfortune upon them for a third time. And reason-adoring intellectuals are certain to point out that an interview on Good Morning Topeka doesn\u2019t qualify as a policy summit in the Far East.<\/p>\n But a few bad reviews won\u2019t stop her. She\u2019s seen much worse from her kitchen window. It can\u2019t be pleasant to gaze upon Antichristograd every morning as you brew your coffee.<\/p>\n My review isn\u2019t complete, but I think I\u2019ll quit anyway, because writing reviews, like governing, is just too darned hard to finish.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n [via PBH2<\/a> & PBH3<\/a>]<\/p>\n See Also:<\/strong> Adam Bellow’s Fact-Checking, Ctd<\/a>, Palin, like, totally pwn3d by Canadian comedian or something<\/a>, Sarah Palin “bus tour” a hoax, more like “private jet tour”<\/a>, Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin<\/a>, Palin Populism Is Just Another Kind Of Elitism<\/a>, Scariest Sarah Palin Moment Ever<\/a>?, David Solway: Redeeming Sarah<\/a>, Palin Throws Self Under Bus<\/a>, Dems Hoping To Raise Cash Off Success Of Sarah Palin\u2019s Going Rogue<\/a>, Formatting The Palin Effect<\/a>, Lady GaGa’s LaLa Land, Ctd<\/a>, Palin Quits……………………………………Again<\/a>, and Glenn Beck on Sarah Palin, “Get back in the Kitchen.”<\/a>.<\/p>\n [tags]sarah palin, sara palin, going rogue, review of going rogue, levi johnston, sarah palin going rogue, sarah palin book, review, book review, hilarious, funny, amazon, best review on amazon[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Best review ever: There are many kinds of truth. There are truths based on facts, truths based on faith, and truths based on something that sounds as if it should be true (truthiness). Then there\u2019s the kind of truth we find in Sarah\u2019s book: stories and concepts that become truths simply because she states them. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n